Sex Test - Straight to Hell!

[qos]

Stolen from rhonan, who will probably be my next door neighbor in Hell. . . .

HELL LEVEL 3 Raw score: 90%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations. I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity. AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on hellishness

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Really, it could have been worse. I did say that I would not do drugs during sex or steal trophies from my lovers.

ETA: The diabolical thing about this quiz is that it judges you largely by what you think is right or wrong, not what you have actually done.

Comments

[wlotus.livejournal.com]

ROTFLOL!!!!!! I'm probably so innocent, it's embarrassing.

New Neighbor

[revpanthera.livejournal.com]

LOL and I'll be on the other side. My raw score was 85% and I scored 99% higher too.

[amqu.livejournal.com]

It turns out I'm in purgatory. Not surprised.

[southernselkie.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[kateri-thinks.livejournal.com]

Ooooh...I was only conscribed to the second level of hell...

(Well. At least it got me out of purgatory, which is where I inevitably land on that other tired hell quiz...)