Open Memo to My Managers

You know conference room space is at a premium! Do not blithely promise your consultants "[QoS] will set up a conference room for you" for two full days, and give me only two days notice! If you were thinking, you'd remember that we're lucky to get two hours in a row with that lead time! Contrary to popular impression, I do not have secret conference rooms hidden up my sleeve! I do not have a magical ability to make other peoples' reservations vanish from the calendar!

Do not start my Monday like this!