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The "Big Bar" (that's the official name) in my hotel room has a dozen different kinds of booze, all kinds of snacks, a first aid kit, and. . . . a "mobile intimacy kit" consisting of a mini personal massager, lube, and two condoms. There is also, in the refrigerator, a hot pink eyemask/blindfold in a box titled "No Rest for the Wicked."

It's all expensive, of course. The tiny first aid kit is $12, the small bottle of Belvedere vodka is $40 and the intimacy kit and blindfold are $25 each -- but I must confess I'm tempted to take the kit, just because it would be such a wicked souvenir.

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Date: 2008-04-18 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lupagreenwolf.livejournal.com
They really did think of everything!
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