Irreverent Thought for the Day

Arriving at my car this afternoon after work, I glanced at the bumper stickers on the van parked in the next space.

One of them read: "I'm Out of Bed and Dressed -- What More Do You Want?!?"

To which I silently responded: For you to be in bed and undressed!

Bear in mind, I have no idea who actually owns the van. It was a spontaneous expression of irreverence combined with a wry awareness of just how long it's been since. . .