Very Long Movie Quote Meme
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qosIt's 3am and for some reason I woke up and can't get back to sleep, and I've had this danged movie-quote meme running through my mind, so here's an extra-long list of quotes from my favorite movies.
Go ahead and identify the quotes even if someone else has already done so. I'll be interested to see who knows what, not just who can answer first.
1. Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?
2. Son of a bitch better stay dead!
3. She thinks she’s a character in a book!
4. A: “Did you, or your sister, kill James?”
B: “Oh, yeah. . . a couple of times.”
5. A: “A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you.”
B: “And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.”
6. He’s got demons? Cool!
7. No reward is worth this!
8. That shouldn’t be too hard to understand for a young lady who reads Plato in Greek.
9. Next time throw yourself in and rid us all of your stupidity!
10. I think we should go with the bizarre and risky, sir. It’s worked for us so far.
11. I guess now we’ll see how professors fight.
12. Pain is your friend. Your ally.
13. Cattle mutilations are up!
14. I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals!
15. Say you’re the Metatron and everyone looks at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody’s a theology scholar!
16. Terrific! I’m about to be killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana that tells me to relax!
17. Ah, poetry. . . Yes, this it what I want – naughty words!
18. Of all the necks on this boat, your highness, the one you should be worried about is your own.
19. This is a castle. And we have many tapestries. And if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!
20. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something.
21. I’m not an actor, I’m a movie star!
22. Oh you’re a very nice man. Maybe you could be my palace slave.
23. You have good eyes. Not kind, but they don't lie, and they don't look away much, and they don't miss anything. I could use eyes like that.
24. That’s the second time I’ve shot that man while he was flying through the air.
25. Don’t worry, kids. No one in this movie dies. They just get really bad boo-boos!
26. I will have one mistress here, and no master!
27. You... all of you... you who hunger so for what I give, but cannot bear to see such power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift... ourselves, our yearning, our need to love... you call it filth and sin and heresy.
28. When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence can be deafening.
29. Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!
30. You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together. I’ve got nothing better to do.
31. A: “You could say we grew up together.”
B: “You could also say you were her first husband.”
32. All my life. . . all I ever wanted to be. . . was him.
33. Congratulations, madam. There's another town you've destroyed.
34. I don't know about honor. But I promise you, I won't kiss you again till you ask me to.
35. My chickens are more advanced than you!
36. In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.
37. If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!
38. A: "Why would anyone want to cut out a man's tongue?"
B: "Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say."
39. If you can't do as good as a bunch of old Romans, you're no brothers of mine!
40. Tell him Margaret wants to know if he still misses the war.
41. A: "Strangely enough, it all turns out well."
B: "How?"
A: "I don't know. It's a mystery."
Go ahead and identify the quotes even if someone else has already done so. I'll be interested to see who knows what, not just who can answer first.
1. Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?
2. Son of a bitch better stay dead!
3. She thinks she’s a character in a book!
4. A: “Did you, or your sister, kill James?”
B: “Oh, yeah. . . a couple of times.”
5. A: “A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you.”
B: “And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.”
6. He’s got demons? Cool!
7. No reward is worth this!
8. That shouldn’t be too hard to understand for a young lady who reads Plato in Greek.
9. Next time throw yourself in and rid us all of your stupidity!
10. I think we should go with the bizarre and risky, sir. It’s worked for us so far.
11. I guess now we’ll see how professors fight.
12. Pain is your friend. Your ally.
13. Cattle mutilations are up!
14. I got vision and the rest of the world is wearing bifocals!
15. Say you’re the Metatron and everyone looks at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody’s a theology scholar!
16. Terrific! I’m about to be killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana that tells me to relax!
17. Ah, poetry. . . Yes, this it what I want – naughty words!
18. Of all the necks on this boat, your highness, the one you should be worried about is your own.
19. This is a castle. And we have many tapestries. And if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!
20. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something.
21. I’m not an actor, I’m a movie star!
22. Oh you’re a very nice man. Maybe you could be my palace slave.
23. You have good eyes. Not kind, but they don't lie, and they don't look away much, and they don't miss anything. I could use eyes like that.
24. That’s the second time I’ve shot that man while he was flying through the air.
25. Don’t worry, kids. No one in this movie dies. They just get really bad boo-boos!
26. I will have one mistress here, and no master!
27. You... all of you... you who hunger so for what I give, but cannot bear to see such power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift... ourselves, our yearning, our need to love... you call it filth and sin and heresy.
28. When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence can be deafening.
29. Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!
30. You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together. I’ve got nothing better to do.
31. A: “You could say we grew up together.”
B: “You could also say you were her first husband.”
32. All my life. . . all I ever wanted to be. . . was him.
33. Congratulations, madam. There's another town you've destroyed.
34. I don't know about honor. But I promise you, I won't kiss you again till you ask me to.
35. My chickens are more advanced than you!
36. In the future, when a woman is crying like that, she isn't having any fun.
37. If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!
38. A: "Why would anyone want to cut out a man's tongue?"
B: "Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say."
39. If you can't do as good as a bunch of old Romans, you're no brothers of mine!
40. Tell him Margaret wants to know if he still misses the war.
41. A: "Strangely enough, it all turns out well."
B: "How?"
A: "I don't know. It's a mystery."
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Date: 2005-01-18 03:40 am (UTC)