The Dark Side
Sep. 21st, 2004 05:29 pmIt's been at least a couple of months since I ranted about Star Wars, hasn't it?
Hasn't it?
As you all know, I was already unhappy about George Lucas releasing his brand-new "enhanced" versions of the original trilogy instead of the theatrical versions. It's bad enough that now Greedo shoots first. But the situation is even worse than I had feared.
George has added gungans to The Return of the Jedi.
Gungans.
As if the ewoks weren't bad enough.
My dad sent me this op-ed piece after I told him to make sure not to buy me the trilogy as a gift.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/movies/191639_starfan.html
And today's Dork Tower strip is worth a clik. I particularly like the small print in the last frame. You may have to be a serious Star Wars geek to get the reference, but maybe not.
http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/archive.asp?nextform=viewcomic&id=910
Help me, Peter Jackson! You're my only hope!
Hasn't it?
As you all know, I was already unhappy about George Lucas releasing his brand-new "enhanced" versions of the original trilogy instead of the theatrical versions. It's bad enough that now Greedo shoots first. But the situation is even worse than I had feared.
George has added gungans to The Return of the Jedi.
Gungans.
As if the ewoks weren't bad enough.
My dad sent me this op-ed piece after I told him to make sure not to buy me the trilogy as a gift.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/movies/191639_starfan.html
And today's Dork Tower strip is worth a clik. I particularly like the small print in the last frame. You may have to be a serious Star Wars geek to get the reference, but maybe not.
http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/archive.asp?nextform=viewcomic&id=910
Help me, Peter Jackson! You're my only hope!
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Date: 2004-09-22 05:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-23 06:05 am (UTC)My father liked The Phantom Menace better than The Fellowship of the Ring. I can't understand it, but what the heck.
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Date: 2004-09-26 04:06 pm (UTC)Who said, "For the art to live the artist must die" or something like that?