Join The Queen's Forces Now!

Having started as a lieutenant under wlotus, I now make my own (and more successful -- 66 countries, and counting!) bid for world domination. The team cited below is a great start, but I'm now accepting applications for hench-persons, spies, geniuses of all disciplines, combat mages, privateers, bodyguards, and masseurs. . .

My bid for world domination LiveJournal Username Why you did it Your mother never understood youYour homeland was eaten by gerbillsTo meet your father's unreasonable expectationsTo win your loves heartWhy not? Your lair Basic classic castleHidden underground complexUndersea domeDen of inquityMountaintop hideout Your hideous secret weapon Orbital mind control lasersGiant tumble dryerArmy of mind zombiesThe entire Abba collectionKiller robots Your favourite colour Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant jaynefury Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes urbanbard Your perverted scientific genius vaxjedi You cordon bleu chef gentleeleos Lieutenant with serious moral qualms poliphilo Number of countries subverted 66 This Fun Quiz created by Andrew at BlogQuiz.Net

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To Infinity and Beyond!

Too many fun quizzes today. . . but my daily life is in a bit of a lull, so why not?
This particular quiz gacked from pathdancer

Coop, you didn't make the pirate ship, but you're here!

The Detailed Starship Quiz LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye's Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship's computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that's the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: The Captain's incessant smoking Main Defensive System: The ship is rubber. Hopefully the enemies are glue. Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments 66% Voice of the ship's computer: urbanbard Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: southernselkie Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: nixnivis Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: royalbananafish Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: gothic_coop This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

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