I Didn't Think I Was *That* Different

[qos]

Queen Christina: Who on God's earth could possibly be a match for me?
Azzollino: He would have to be a man. . . quite rare.
- The Abdication, by Ruth Wolff


I had some free time this morning, so I decided to finally give in to all the banner ads and create a profile on eHarmony.com. (I'm deciding to open myself up to passion again, after all.) I completed their very long personality profile, and selected "The World" as the region in which to search.

The result?

Not. One. Match.

None.

Zilch.

Nada.

In the whole world.

Comments

[wlotus.livejournal.com]

That was my experience, too. Over the course of six to eight months, I may have gotten six matches. None of them continued the process with me after one or two levels. When I asked customer service what was up with that, they said, "The more unique you are, the longer it may take for you to get a match...but don't give up! Your match is out there!" Bullshit. I decided my money was better spent elsewhere.

[toesontheground.livejournal.com]

Oh that's no fun!

[amqu.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I'm sorry, I know it's not funny. But I can see why they'd have a problem matching you up with someone. You're not easy to categorize.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_storyteller_/]

Well... what are you looking for?