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I got Wolfing to the bus stop, got halfway to work, then turned around and came home due to illness.

Brighten my day by leaving me a message?

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[royalbananafish.livejournal.com]

So this guy goes into a bar. He sees this really stunningly gorgeous woman standing next to the bar and, mustering up his courage, goes over and offers to buy her a drink.

She says to him, "I'll screw anyone, anywhere. I'll screw you at my place, or your place, or this place right here, right now."


And the man says...

"Really? How about that! I'm a lawyer too! Which firm do you work for?"

[qos.livejournal.com]

Thanks for making me laugh!