qos: (Alleged QoS)
qos ([personal profile] qos) wrote2004-12-05 08:32 am

Film Quotes Meme

From [livejournal.com profile] ad_lumen

Post a favorite line from a film here. Any film. Don't tell me what film it is. Then go tell someone else to do it, or pimp it in your LJ or something. It will be great--Charge of the Non Sequitur Brigade.


"Say that you're the Metatron and everyone looks at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar!"

[identity profile] rocket-jockey.livejournal.com 2004-12-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I have several: do you mind more than one?

Aw, what the heck:

"Would you say that was a design problem or a control problem?"

"My motto has ever been,'Dignity. Always dignity.'"

"Guys, the man who meticulously folded this tube of Crest is not looking for 'buff.' He's looking for someone refined. Meticulous. Anal... what...?"

"I saw the hoodlums. They went that way. It was a run-by fruiting!"

"'A piece of cake,' eh? Well, let's see how you like this particular slice."

"Don't think like that! Think like a pirate! I need a man with a tattoo on his d**k - have I got the right man?"

"Sargeant, you will teach these men to shoot properly. Do you understand?"

"You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ."

"What is it with you and moving vehicles!?"

[identity profile] rocket-jockey.livejournal.com 2004-12-06 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Remember, there is no shame in being poor - only in dressing poorly!"

[identity profile] rocket-jockey.livejournal.com 2004-12-07 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
"I gotta go - we have cows!"

[identity profile] rocket-jockey.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
"You want pain? Try wearing a corset!"